Wednesday, August 10, 2005

One for the team

I’m not really into watching baseball (so sorry to you baseball nuts), but I thought of a few team mascots that we need to see more of out there:

The Sloths (the team that is slow yet steady)

The Nutrias (the team that is friendly and minds it’s own business, but will turn tail and run if challenged)

The OPP (stands for Old Poisoned Potatoes; they will do in a pinch, but the team is prone explosive diarrhea and vomiting)

The Pizza Makers (they promise to deliver a game that is saucy and satisfying)

The Adjunct Professors (boasts a team line up full of pinch hitters, although several players may not actually know how to play his position)

And these are just my top five ideas…scary…

2 comments:

Ch@ndy said...

Way to bust out of Serious Mode! You were kidding about those names right?

How about the Woodpeckers? Can you imagaine cheers? And the Jeers?

bluesugarpoet said...

Yes, I am just being silly. :)

Woodpeckers - the team that knows how you use the wood. lol

More ideas for team names, people?