Friday, August 19, 2005

RIP 2

Another sad day in Bloggersville as there is another casualty of the Internet Super Highway to report. Mimi’s Secret Garden has disappeared into the night.

Early reports by an anonymous source say that while playing pinball under the influence, MSG was inadvertently crushed when the legs supporting the machine gave way. It seems that when said pinball machine owner was refurbishing the machine, he unknowingly used a paint that was much heavier than what was originally used on the machine. With the added ounces, the machine legs buckled under the weight. Now flat as a pancake, MSG is set to be scraped from the basement floor, cremated, and his ashes will be sprinkled…in the garden.

Still, there are other rumors floating around that MSG was abducted by aliens and forced into an OPCA program (Obsessive Pinball Collectors Anonymous).

The sole survivor, Mimi, has gone fishing.

2 comments:

Selene said...

MSG will be greatly missed. One can only hope that as has happened in the past the garden will grow again like a phoenix rising from the ashes of its own spontaneous combustion.

Uh...at least I think that was story of the phoenix. Maybe not. Ok, whatever, we still hope MSG comes back one way or another and of course wish Mimi all the best.

Mimi said...

I did not go fishing. I am in a fishing movie, however.