Tuesday, September 27, 2005

All About Breasts!

Apparently people from Mississippi and California want to know "all about breasts," and they are Yahoo searching that phrase and finding my blog.

Sorry, Miss, sorry, Cali, no breasts here. Well, I have them, but you don't want to see them.

I have four kids, and I nursed.

But if I decide to do the Brazilian, I might let you see that. Everything down there still looks fine to quite fine.


Mimi said...

talk about fishing for blog traffic! lol.

in either this or last month's Marie Claire there was a woman doing 30 things before her 30th birthday - getting a brazillian was on the list, and she opted for everything off while she was in there. she reported an all-positive result.

my friend the moon lady once made a comment about asian women being nearly hairless and then actually asked me... but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to answer her. I had to e-mail her later.

Gracie said...

C'mon mimi, spill it.

bluesugarpoet said...

Yeah, dish it out man! Can't be teasing us like this...EM readers obviously *want* to know.

Contain your laughter, and tell us; on a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being bare and 10 being a forest, where do asian women stand?

Mimi said...

Now, now, now. I do not have experience with asian *women*.

Anyway, I have said too much already. I am blushing.

bluesugarpoet said...

Hilarious - "woman" - as in one rather than many. Didn't mean to imply you were getting around with the Asian women. I'll just ask my buddy (although she is terribly modest and I know she will die of embarrassment).

supergirl said...

How did I miss this post?? Breasts are my favourite topic!!

I will answer the question for Mimi and no, it is not true. Nearly hairless?? Please, we're women not 8 year old girls.

As for brazillian waxes. This is common amongst 20 something year olds, and even high school girls. Lots of pressure to do this, actually. It's not fun. And fucking painful!! Have fun with yours though ^_^.

bluesugarpoet said...

Thank you for clearing that up Supergirl! I've never heard that rumor before, but it's nice to put the urban legend (or Asian legend) to rest!

Okay, now you can dish some facts now that I know you've had this done. Is it better to do the deed myself (which I did attempt once, but it didn't go so well), or should I just go to a salon. I don't really want to pay the 75$ or so that it costs. Would you say it was worth the cash, though?

I have much to ponder on this issue.

supergirl said...

I've never had it done professionally, but surely you can find somewhere cheaper than $75. Usually they go for around $40 not including tax & tip.

I would recommend getting it done, because it's easier! A self job takes a while, depending on your threshold for pain and/or inflicting pain onto yourself.

Some tips:

-Trim down before you go!
-Take an aspirin 30 minutes beforehand
-Don't go during your period (obviously) or right before or right after (you're more sensitive and it hurts more).
-tell them it is your first time and to use smaller strips.

I just do it myself with hot wax and it turns out great. The trick is to use really small strips. Like, 2cm by 2cm. Sometimes I also use this:


It's a depilatory and it works fabulously!! You can find it in Black beauty supply stores, or the Black beauty product section of the pharmacy. It is used for men's beards, but works fabulously for the nether regions ^_^.

I use this to painlessly get rid of everything, and then wax afterwards to maintain it, because it grows back sparse so I can do it gradually instead of painfully waxing everything at once.

Anyway, I hope this helps! Let us know how it goes!! =)

bluesugarpoet said...

You are a wealth of information, Supergirl! Thanks for the fantabulous tips - smaller strips make sense, and I think that's where I went wrong before. I am totally doing this.

So, so, sooooo glad I know you!