When I feel stressed, my face gets pimply. Right now my face looks like that of a teenager, only I have wrinkles. Pimples + wrinkles. It's a lovely sight.
Shut up. I'm going to go eat some chocolate now.
2 weeks ago
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yes eat chocolate...if you gain enough weight it will plump out the wrinkles and then you will only have pimples.
brilliant idea. OR, my butt will be so big that no one will notice I have a face at all.
confession: i didn't really eat chocolate. I ate peas.
i eat peas when i want to induce vomiting.
I look at peas when I want to induce vomiting.
you two are two peas in a pod
once when i was a kid, i had a sleepover at a friend's house and when my mom was dropping me off she came inside to say hello to my friend's mom and friend's mom asked if i was allergic to anything and without missing a beat, i said "peas". my mom shot the look at me and shook her head. friend's mom smiled and said i didn't need to worry.
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