Thursday, May 15, 2008

Brains or brawn?

If you were caught in a dark alley, who would you choose to come to your rescue: Chuck Norris or Stephen Seagal?

Sure,Seagal might look all muscley under that dark suit, but - let's be honest - he couldn't act his way out of an invisible box. I always joke with Poetroad that "Executive Decision" is his best movie...because his character dies in the first twenty minutes of the film. I know that Seagal acts (*cough*, *cough*)[delivering the lines "Check out these moves" and then slapping a sloppy kiss on his co-star is hardly acting]. I was sent this visual the other day as a testimony to his versatility as an actor:


Also, Seagal produces, writes, and, supposedly, is a musician too. Plus he has some serious karate skills.

Chuck Norris, on the other hand, acts, produces, writes, AND sings the lyrics to the "Walker Texas Ranger" theme song. He was a fighter AND a has a Martial Arts career. Plus he is the poster boy for "The Total Gym."

What say you? Who is the best - Norris or Seagal?

7 comments:

Anthony said...

"when chuck norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down."

source: huckchuckfacts

pjd said...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

Twice.

There's little doubt about it. Norris is the chosen answer for me. Segal's best movie was one that he wasn't in.

Dalene said...

Up with Chuck!

I saw the same commercial @huckfacts. Hilarious.

Ch@ndy said...

if only segal would wear a cowboy hat...

bluesugarpoet said...

Anthony - excellent! Great facts. :)

Segal's best movie was one that he wasn't in. Peter - you are hilarious.

Dalene - I'm with you!

Ch@ndy - oh my. Really? I'll let the Seagal camp know.

Ch@ndy said...

i was just being contrary...it's really like asking me to pick between beets and peas. eewww and eewww.

i'd just rather not but if i had to choose, i'd pick peas which translated means mr. norris.

Anthony said...

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

my kids seem to know a large number of Chuck Norris jokes.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

but they couldn't tell me who that other guy was.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.